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I Keep Falling for It
If there is ever a moment of peace, it doesn’t last long. Not with “they” on their steroids- ****STROIDS! (I use the word “****,” cuz that is what it feels like. For the record, I still don’t know why all these people are using their work and personal time to show me that alleged […]
I Am What I Am
When I first checked in, the room they put me in after they changed their minds about leaving me in a “good” room, there were all these specks of dust and metal from the fan and housing above the stove. At the bottom of this page there is a huge pic of what the […]
A Light Bulb Went Off
One day the single florescent light bulb in the bathroom stopped working. It was already pretty horrible- very dim, in a bathroom that might not be up to code. I built a house in the 90s, and the builder told me that if there is no window in the bathroom, you must have ventilation, […]
Tips and Tricks
I will be adding to this page, as I remember or think of tips to make your stay more enjoyable. And to help you be prepared. Tip # 01 When you are going to use a cup or a bowl, always check it first for bugs. If you pour your drink into the […]
Some More Strange Occurrences
Seeings how practically EVERYTHING is a strange occurrence, on this page are just some things that I remember that don’t really sit in other categories. A Strange Occurrence (number 842) I was in the middle of cooking- you know, you get things ready and move things around right before you start. On the […]
Some Examples of Some Housekeeping Incidents
This particular story pertains to AsstManager2-B. How many faces can one person have? She had me fooled better than anyone. I actually thought she could be trusted. And I did trust her. Until that last time she snatched the football away. Housekeeping would occasionally come by and ask, “Do you need anything?“ The […]
Breaking All the Rules
One night, from the second floor, I dropped a bag of trash over the balcony and into a can where trash and flies would accumulate in and around the trash cans. I had seen Manager1-T‘s friend do it, so I thought it was acceptable. The next morning, there was a book of rules posted […]
Policeman1
Although each player of the game is written all over the place, the following mostly pertain to the subject of Policeman1. The Second Time I Called the Police A Knock on the Door Breaking All the Rules
A Knock on the Door
There have been many knocks on the door. The encounter I describe below, started with a policeman knocking on my door. Policeman1– Are you familiar with the manager? Extended Stay America Reviews- Yes. I know who she is. Policeman1- When was the last time you saw her? Her car is here. She has been […]