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According to the Gospel
Early in my stay, on a very special night before I had to go into the dreaded office and pay rent, I heard singing outside, below my door, in the parking lot. They were singing what sounded like gospel. Eventually I figured it out. They thought I would be checking out the next day. […]
Convenience
Similar processes are located in category “Offsite.” Categories are also located just below the title on each post, and can also be found here. There are more related incidents in some of the other posts. How Convenient Sometimes I’d walk past the front office to the convenience store one driveway down after restaurant. […]
I Keep Falling for It
If there is ever a moment of peace, it doesn’t last long. Not with “they” on their steroids- ****STROIDS! (I use the word “****,” cuz that is what it feels like. For the record, I still don’t know why all these people are using their work and personal time to show me that alleged […]
I Am What I Am
When I first checked in, the room they put me in after they changed their minds about leaving me in a “good” room, there were all these specks of dust and metal from the fan and housing above the stove. At the bottom of this page there is a huge pic of what the […]
A Light Bulb Went Off
One day the single florescent light bulb in the bathroom stopped working. It was already pretty horrible- very dim, in a bathroom that might not be up to code. I built a house in the 90s, and the builder told me that if there is no window in the bathroom, you must have ventilation, […]
Tips and Tricks
I will be adding to this page, as I remember or think of tips to make your stay more enjoyable. And to help you be prepared. Tip # 01 When you are going to use a cup or a bowl, always check it first for bugs. If you pour your drink into the […]
Some More Strange Occurrences
Seeings how practically EVERYTHING is a strange occurrence, on this page are just some things that I remember that don’t really sit in other categories. A Strange Occurrence (number 842) I was in the middle of cooking- you know, you get things ready and move things around right before you start. On the […]
Some Examples of Some Housekeeping Incidents
This particular story pertains to AsstManager2-B. How many faces can one person have? She had me fooled better than anyone. I actually thought she could be trusted. And I did trust her. Until that last time she snatched the football away. Housekeeping would occasionally come by and ask, “Do you need anything?“ The […]
Breaking All the Rules
One night, from the second floor, I dropped a bag of trash over the balcony and into a can where trash and flies would accumulate in and around the trash cans. I had seen Manager1-T‘s friend do it, so I thought it was acceptable. The next morning, there was a book of rules posted […]